drama lessons from uncle ross

Caroline asked Ross to read her a book for the 100th time in a 30 minute period. Ross sighed and hung his head.

Caroline: Don't be afraid Uncle Ross!
Ross: I am not afraid. I am just weak.

She sat next to him and began sighing and hanging her head too. They did this repeatedly for a minute or two -- they'd look at one another, sigh, and then hang their heads, over and over and completely in unison.

She looked at him and said, "Yes. Apparently we are a-weak."

And then they danced to The Cure (really).